Not From Around Here

Minnesota trip, by the numbers

August 14, 2009 · 6 Comments

  • 5: number of total nights in the trip
  • 4: number of nights spent in Minnesota
  • 1: number of nights spend in Wisconsin
  • 3: number of visits to my beloved nonagenarian grandmother
  • 1: number of grilled cheese sandwiches (Velveeta, of course) eaten at the home of my nonagenarian grandmother
  • 3: number of cups of tea drank at the home of my nonagenarian grandmother
  • 4: number of games of Scrabble played with my nonagenarian grandmother
  • 1: number of games of Scrabble won by me when playing with my nonagenarian grandmother
  • 2: number of times I had lunch at the new Burger Jones in Uptown
  • 2: number of times I had bagels for breakfast (Bruegger’s once, Einstein’s once)
  • 0: number of times I had Starbucks coffee in the midwest (Dunn Bros. and Caribou are both firmly non-zero tallies)
  • 3: number of purchases at the Uptown Art Fair
  • 3: number of purchases in the Maple Grove Shoppes
  • 2: number of awesome gifts from family members
  • 2: number of items I had to carry on the plane in a separate shopping bag when all of said new acquisitions did not fit into my luggage
  • 5: number of times I drove over the new 35W Mississippi river bridge
  • 2: number of times I turned on my rental car to find Jack Johnson playing on Cities97
  • 2: number of new songs heard on Cities97 in 6 days of driving around in said rental car (not that familiar music is a bad thing…)
  • 0: number of times I drove directly by one of my old apartments in Minneapolis
  • 4: number of times I was close enough to one of my old apartments in Minneapolis to feel nostalgic
  • 3: number of times I randomly teared up while driving around town
  • 3: number of times I was asked if I had heard from my ex-husband (not in over 2.5 years, for the record)
  • 1: number of times I had a bad dream about said ex after everyone kept asking about him
  • 2: number of good friends from high school that I got to see on this trip
  • 1: number of high school friends that I meant to see but ran out of time
  • 0: number of cousins I got to see on this trip again due to very limited time (maybe next time…)
  • 2: number of times in the last 3 trips to Minneapolis that I’ve ended up spending time out of Minneapolis at another midwestern town with a Big 10 University
  • 0: number of times in the next 3 trips to Minneapolis that I intend to spend time out of Minneapolis at another midwestern town with a Big 10 University (although who knows if I can really control this…)
  • 3: number of gifts for my parents that I forgot back in England
  • 1: number of gifts for my parents that I brought with me to Minnesota but forgot to give them
  • 4: number of possessions of my sister’s that I meant to bring and also forgot in England
  • 2: number of “care packages” that I will have to send from England to deliver items to parents and sister
  • countless: number of times I’m glad that I finally made it back to Minnesota after a year in England and traveling elsewhere

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