As I have been goading Kat into keeping her “Dear So-and-so” letters a regular feature on her blog, I somehow volunteered to take a stab at it myself.
Dear British Boys,
Seriously, cropped/capri linen trousers? Not a good look on boys. Fine on girls. Sorry, I think it has something to do with the footwear. Stick to shorts.
Yours helpfully, NFAH
Dear Mean Blog Commenter,
Why bother to go to the effort of posting mean comments on a blog, when you know they are unlikely to be approved and ever show up on the post? And seriously, you might want to get some help for the anger problem. It’s a lot of effort wasted to hate someone you don’t know.
Happy trails! NFAH
Dear Clueless people wandering the streets of England,
Has it never occurred to you that if you stop abruptly in the middle of the sidewalk/pavement it just might have consequences for those walking (quickly) behind you? I hope you don’t do that while you’re driving.
Dear British flies,
You are no longer welcome in my home. I will not wake up to your buzzing again. I have conquered this situation with my new adjustable fly screens.
Peacefully yours, NFAH
Dear people having alcoholic drinks sitting outside in the sunshine on a Friday afternoon,
Seriously, who is your employer? Are you hiring?