Dear British girls with bare arms and bare legs when the rest of us are wearing coats and scarves:
Exactly how much do you have to drink to be that impervious to the cold?
Dear little girls,
I saw you on the street wearing shirts that said “(Town) Community College” and realized that “community college” must not mean the same thing here as it does in America. I mean, I know I’m getting older and everything but you could not have been more than ten.
Dear British Shopkeeper,
It was very charming to put a sign on the window of your old shop, when you moved locations around the corner. However, the sign reads:
You are just two minutes away from PROBABLY the best (thing) shop in (town).
Emphasis on “probably” being yours, not mine. Seriously? Could you please stop being so British and drop the “probably” already?
Do try and remember to stop by the market and buy fresh flowers every week. They brighten the place up and are so much better than the ones from the grocery store.
Just saying, Me