Dear Anish Kapoor,
You rock. The exhibit at the Royal Academy of Arts in London last weekend totally blew my mind. Too bad about the poorly behaved little kids running around unaccompanied, though. Hopefully they’re not doing too much damage to your amazing sculptures.
Glad to be an art lover, NFAH
Dear Gordon Brown,
That thing where you pandered to the xenophobes and explained your plans to cut skilled worker migration really sucked. Believe me, we net contributors to the British economy (paying taxes and with no access to public funds) are NOT the problem.
Feeling like an unwanted expat, NFAH
Dear Person from yesterday,
Just because you’re a girl doesn’t make it okay for you to be checking out my breasts the whole time I was talking to you. My eyes are about 8 inches north of where you were staring, ok?
Not sure what to wear in public anymore, NFAH
Do pop over and wish Mid-Atlantic English a happy 40th birthday today!
I’ll be 40 before you know it, NFAH